🐾 a friendly fyi, not a feud

Your neighbor isn't mad. They just have data.

barker.fyi quietly logs when the dog next door is barking, turns it into a tidy report, and sends a kind, anonymous heads-up — proof attached, drama not included.

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No conversations recorded · No names attached · Just barks

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The dog at no. 4Logged Tue 13 Jun
● recording barks only
Barking activity over 24 hourslouder = longer
12a4a8a12p4p8p12a
217
barks counted
3h 42m
total noisy time
2:14am
loudest moment
0
voices stored
How it works

Three quiet steps to a calmer street

You never have to knock, confront, or write an awkward note. barker.fyi does the diplomatic part.

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Listen in

Leave a phone or small mic by the window. barker.fyi listens for barks and ignores everything else — including any human voices, which are stripped on the spot.

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Count the woofs

Every bark gets a timestamp. You get a clean report: how often, how long, and when it peaks — so a 2am pattern is obvious at a glance.

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Send a kind nudge

One tap sends a polite, anonymous message with the report attached. Friendly wording, real proof, zero confrontation.

Built to be fair

It records barks. Never conversations.

The whole point is to be the good neighbor. barker.fyi is designed so the only thing it ever keeps is the dog — turning a touchy situation into a friendly, factual one.

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    Human voices removedSpeech is filtered out before anything is saved. Only bark events remain.
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    You stay anonymousYour name is never attached to the nudge — it's a heads-up, not an accusation.
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    Just the factsReports store times and durations, not raw ambient audio of your street.
The nudge

A message you'd be happy to receive

No passive-aggression, no legal threats. Pick a tone, and barker.fyi sends something warm and clear — with the proof doing the talking.

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A heads-up from barker.fyi
on behalf of a neighbor nearby
Hi there! Just a friendly note — it looks like your pup has been doing a lot of barking lately, including overnight. They might be lonely or anxious while you're out. No hard feelings at all, just thought you'd want to know! 🐕
— a neighbor who means well
bark-report-jun13.pdf
217 barks · 3h 42m · peak 2:14am
Quiet, please

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